Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local plumber and barfly Randy Kunzelman became borderline irate after a family member told him most of…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering…
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John Danek
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MILWAUKEE — The ashamed parents and siblings of recent high school graduate Chase Benson booed, hissed, and jeered as he…
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Chris Bowen
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Okay, let me address the fact that the headline you clicked to read this article may have sounded a little…
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Zach Hudson
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We weren’t alive during Woodstock 99, but we know a lot about it, all of which we have learned against…
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Doug Kolic
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I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to…
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Courtney Baka
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Eric Halverson was relieved to see his new goth girlfriend and his conservative father bond…
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John Danek
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TULSA, Okla. — Local elitist and retired CPA Ronnie Clayton really struggled to draw a musical thread relating the hyperpop…
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Tim Sheard
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local punk John Adler is one of the unlucky few who will be leaving his comfortable life…
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Nick Lundquist
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It was 1:30 am when I heard a familiar thump in the night. I rubbed the sleep out of my…
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