RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo phases to undercut the authenticity…
GREEN BAY, Wis. — Aging punk Brian Kowalczyk marked himself “safe” on Facebook early this morning upon learning that iconic American hardcore outfit 7Seconds has…
It looks like Mark Zuckerberg is three steps closer to being a real boy today! Facebook just announced a major upgrade to the OS of…
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We did it! We exposed Facebook’s plan to decrease organic reach in small amounts over the course of a few years with the goal of…
Hat’s off to Mark Zuckerburg, that man has done it again! Programmers and developers at Facebook Inc. are in the process of developing a Facebook…
As someone who considers themselves to be an evolved being, I am well aware that social media addiction is a real problem. I’ve posted about…
NEW YORK — Local man Adam Lefler is increasingly nervous to check his 194 notifications on Facebook this morning after waking up extremely hungover, the…
I hate drama, which is why I used to read it from a safe distance on the internet. Social media was my healthy outlet for…
AMERICA — Parents nationwide went into a frenzy yesterday when a dangerous new party drug swept across their Facebook pages, multiple panicked sources confirmed. The…
THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to share an exciting, not-at-all predatory…
CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the face of the earth is…
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Instagram officials were forced to call in rescue workers this past weekend after a Thirst Trap claimed over 900 users, according…
Man Pretty Sure He Liked All the Right Comments in Facebook Debate
PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid backlash on a post about…