Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Self-described introvert Barry Laughlin is reportedly struggling to stay sane during the 14-day coronavirus quarantine period, complaining…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — A controversial new study conducted by “a gaggle of lame-ass dorks with like, basically two followers or whatever”…
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Jonah Nink
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced this morning that the social media giant is launching a new…
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Chandler Dean
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GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist…
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Dan Kozuh
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GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…
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Francis Beringer
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BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed “scene king” Stephen Fernandez sent an event invite for an upcoming show to his recently deceased friend’s…
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Kevin Tit
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CINCINNATI — Local punk Jon Weiner was outed as a poser yesterday after mistakenly spelling the name of popular punk…
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Matt McClurg
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BOISE, Idaho — A pointless, rambling political rant posted to Facebook by local man Terry Boe this morning resulted in…
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Edgar Towner
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — The latest update to Facebook’s algorithm will reorganize users’ news feeds to show more posts from…
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John Danek
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Ok, I admit it. I never assumed anyone would actually take me up on my Facebook post encouraging friends to…
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