It was November 11th, 2016. Socially-minded people like me were crying on sidewalks outside of Trader Joe’s locations all across the country. Did this mean…
SAN FRANCISCO — The Facebook algorithm informed a terrorist yesterday that his video of a horrific mass shooting that murdered forty-nine Muslims in New Zealand…
With influences like the Arctic Monkeys and Nirvana, it is no surprise local power trio Seven Car Pileup have really made a name for themselves.…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Despite having passed away months ago, local woman Allie Larkin’s aunt Sandra Kelly is reportedly still sending Larkin regular requests to…
NEW YORK — Popular review website GearJam.com “said goood bye to there steemed copyeditor” Devin Warren last month due to falling ad revenue from Facebook’s…
HOUSTON — Local man Carlos Berry is suspected of going from ironic enjoyment of the “Flat Earth or Death” Facebook group to a very genuine…
BOSTON — Raw Sex guitarist Steve Dyer hopes to land a “fucking awesome” photo of him playing at a show later tonight to potentially serve…
SEATTLE — Punk band The Dead Labor issued a public apology today via Facebook for the “unapologetic and raw” lyrical content of their new album,…
WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you once interacted with on a…
What the hell?! I took the time to like your post and then carefully picked it apart in the comments in a way that allowed…
Recently Stacey posted that she is about to purge her friends list and only the REAL people who ACTUALLY care about her are going to…
RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo phases to undercut the authenticity…
GREEN BAY, Wis. — Aging punk Brian Kowalczyk marked himself “safe” on Facebook early this morning upon learning that iconic American hardcore outfit 7Seconds has…
Fan Comments “Come to Toronto!” on Band’s Eulogy for Close Friend
CHICAGO — A fan of local band Drone Strike urged the band to “Come to Toronto!” in a comment on a Facebook eulogy for the…