Ex Tag Archives - Page 4

Patrick Coyne • February 7, 2019

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…

Steven Kowalski • November 24, 2018

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local hardcore kid Pete Sheehan was overcome with emotions at a show yesterday after running into his…

Taylor Ysteboe • October 16, 2018

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Local punk Corinne Reeves realized yesterday that, as the newest drummer for post-punk band Proletariat Pony, she…

Courtney Baka • May 19, 2017

CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski is exhibiting “incredibly dark, morose, and in no way different” behavior than prior…

Freelancer • April 19, 2017

KENOSHA, Wis. — Kelsey Soto and Daniel Port will not be reuniting for Riot Fest 2017, despite the rumors swirling…

Sophie Hirsh • January 13, 2017

After being in a relationship with amateur skateboarder Jake Mackey for over three years, Emma Egan now finds herself stuck…

Contributor • December 2, 2016

NASHUA, N.H. -- Despite living a straight edge lifestyle devoid of alcohol, drugs and promiscuous sex, Wayne Hill, frontman of…

Kyle Erf • July 5, 2016

CHICAGO, IL– Following a night of heavy drinking, serial frontman Brody Brooks left his longtime partner feeling angry and insecure…

Eric Navarro • June 26, 2016

DURHAM, N.C. – Temptation and false hope arose early this morning when bassist Steven Bliss received a text from an…

Mark Roebuck • May 20, 2016

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — In an improbable turn of events, Amy Schneider, your long-time lover, heard that song you wrote…