Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance lashed out at working-class Americans today criticizing their inability to pull themselves up by…
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Joe Rumrill
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U.S. ROUTE 49, Miss. — Local punk and guitar virtuoso Drennen Boydell decided to sell his soul to the Devil…
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Kevin Burke
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The popular spokesman Jake from State Farm revealed that he still needs a billion more people…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Taylor Swift concertgoer Noah Nussbaum was torn into dozens of bloody chunks of meat by dark, shrieking shadows…
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Neel Bhakta
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Look, we honestly thought this would be a great idea. Oh, just have some adorable little preschoolers draw what they…
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Sam Eardley
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MEADVILLE, Penn. — A week before his child abuse trial, local priest Justin Canthorne continues to cast himself as a…
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Chris Bowen
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BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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Bobby Korec
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LANCASTER, N.H. — A local historian of punk rock recently unearthed incontrovertible evidence that GG Allin’s full name was actually…
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Matt McInerney
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Listen, I know I’m not perfect, and I know I’m not always my “best self,” but I’m sick of everyone…
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