Erin McLaughlin
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NEW PALTZ, N.Y. — Local man Aaron Mendle simply wet his hair in the sink yesterday and wrapped a towel…
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Cory Cousins
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YPSILANTI, Mich. — Local man Toby Campbell was humiliated last night by accidentally wearing a thrash metal shirt to a…
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BALTIMORE — Former 25 ta Life frontman Rick Healey, commonly known as Rick ta Life, finally noticed yesterday the obvious…
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John Dixon
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ATLANTA — Local Christian punk band Keeper of Wolves has found themselves without an audience, after both cultural groups with…
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John Dixon
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ATLANTA — Local Christian punk band Keeper of Wolves has found themselves without an audience, after both cultural groups with…
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Claire Brown
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a…
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John Danek
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local man Jackson Green was busted early yesterday morning reading Sum 41’s Wikipedia page when his roommate…
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Lana Schwartz
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CHICAGO — Local man Tom Bencin, who recently spent $35 on a Pussyslaughter T-shirt that reads “#1 PUSSY MURDERER” in…
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Carson Soukup
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DENVER — Local man Chris Wyatt’s first bowel movement at his new office job was completed without incident, the relieved…
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Rick Homuth
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Former crust punk Howie Benson searched in vain earlier today for a way to hide his old,…
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