Shaq May Forgive the General for His War Crimes, but We Never Can
The NBA has had a long history of problematic relationships. Dennis Rodman was pals with Kim Jung Un, the NBA…
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First Workplace Shit at New Job Goes off Without a Hitch
DENVER — Local man Chris Wyatt’s first bowel movement at his new office job was completed without incident, the relieved…
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DJ Studied Air Horn at Juilliard
NEW YORK — Up-and-coming DJ Jeremy Meyers made history last week as the first Juilliard graduate with a concentration on…
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New GOP Health Care Bill Will Kick Children Off Parent’s Netflix Account by Age 26
WASHINGTON — Republicans are drafting a new Obamacare replacement bill that includes a clause removing children from their parents’ Netflix…
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Hero Breaks Car Window to Save Vinyl Records on Hot Day
PHOENIX — Local hero and vinyl enthusiast Nate Adams broke a car window in last week’s triple-digit temperatures in order…
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Audience Wasn’t Sure Door Price Was Worth it Until Fight Broke Out
SAN DIEGO — A fist fight livened up an otherwise forgettable show over the weekend at the Steak House nightclub, according…
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