Mac McCarthy
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MOORPARK, Calif. — Local charitable punk Branden Shaffer helped raise an unprecedented number of individual cigarettes during a holiday donation…
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So you’ve decided today is the day you knock off your neighborhood pawn shop in order to repay some debts…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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Nathan Kamal
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AUBURN HILLS, Mi. — Major US automotive company Chrysler announced that its new 2022 line of vehicles were as big…
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Caroline Smith
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BALTIMORE — Friends of local mom-to-be Vivian Wilburg have been taking advantage of her mandatory sobriety and using her as…
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Jason VanSlycke
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TORONTO — A local fire truck en route to a fire reportedly honked and blared its siren despite there being…
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James Knapp
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We’ve all been there. You’re blasting Mötley Crüe’s greatest hits while cruising at 80 mph through a school zone when…
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Nick Ortolani
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DALLAS — Local white man Darrell Hargrove raised alarm bells yesterday after a traffic incident led experts to believe his…
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David Britton
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NEW YORK — Producers of “Fox & Friends” announced today that they will move the popular news show from its…
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Chuck Kowalski
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MILTON-FREEWATER, Ore. — Chaos erupted after a Ween drive-in show late last night, as every single showgoer tried to find…
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