Nathan Kamal
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For years, Mountain Dew has reigned as the favored effervescent beverage for gamers, skaters and bros alike. But thanks to…
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Dan Kozuh
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Heavy Metal Archaeologists remain locked in fierce debate over who erected a pyramid of Coors Light cans…
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Rob Steinberg
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Horrible news. It looks like Chris, our friend who drove us to the party, wants to stay longer. He seems…
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Ken Taro
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There I was, just waiting for a friend outside Dom’s Pub when a bunch of random people started shoving their…
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Alec Stein
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Self-proclaimed author of the next great American novel Frank Trotsky recently came to the terrible realization that…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Punk legend and resurrected Brood X cicada Titus Umbilicus emerged from the earth this week extremely late…
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Eric Navarro
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No, I'm not in the middle of another relapse. I've simply sat down with my demons and renegotiated some terms.…
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Tyler Roland
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EVANSTON, Ill. — Local man Ryan Michaelson began a new ritual last October, placing $7 in his fridge each time…
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Meg Scanlon
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LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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