Patrick Coyne
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August 18, 2023
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced that he is now just one indictment away from receiving a free, six-inch…
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Bobby Korec
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May 9, 2023
A New York jury found former President Donald Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming writer E. Jean Carroll. As…
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Dan Rice
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December 22, 2022
NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…
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Ben Friedman
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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October 22, 2021
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Users signing up for TRUTH Social, the social media platform started by former President Donald J.…
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to…
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FREDERICK, Md. — 48-year-old insurrectionist Mark Fleming is still struggling to understand how nobody noticed that he kidnapped Tiffany Trump…
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Dan Kozuh
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January 7, 2021
WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…
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Stephen Bell
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November 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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November 8, 2020
LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…
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