Doug Kolic
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OTTAWA — A recent study revealed that over 11 million Canadians, or roughly 30% of the country’s population, have Broken…
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Nastasya Trudeaux
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PONTIAC, Mich. — Local punk Vince Vanderberg was shocked when the results of a DNA ancestry kit revealed he had…
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Ryan Danley
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…
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Patrick Coyne
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Genetic scientists have resurrected a dead punk scene using the DNA of an original guitarist preserved in…
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Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
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Peter Woods
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Wes Borland, the assumed longtime guitarist of nü-metal band Limp Bizkit, was found to be a member…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk Steven Marsh botched his 23andMe test late last week after inexplicably vomiting into the DNA…
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