SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local punk band The Cancelled realized they made an awful mistake last night within seconds of starting to cover the Dead…
I’m no poser. I love the Dead Kennedys as much as the next punk. However, I wholeheartedly believe there are better ways to express your…
ELKRIDGE, Md. — Mild-mannered 42-year-old insurance salesman Jello Biafra suffered another case of mistaken identity this week, as he was once again assumed to be…
I have never been a religious man. That all changed the moment I came to the realization that, despite the fact that every blowhard entertainer…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local prankster Tyler Russell got more than he was prepared for yesterday afternoon when an attempted prank call to punk rock icon…
Punk songs aren’t supposed to live long enough to have a mid-life crisis. But here we are in 2018 and the Dead Kennedys songs I…
OI’ve had strong opinions about politics ever since I picked up a copy of the Dead Kennedys’ “Fresh Fruit and Rotting Vegetables.” The year was…
SAN FRANCISCO — Former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra finally emerged from his home last Tuesday, carrying a 4,000 page statement reacting to the 45th…
Teenagers are often as ignorant as they are opinionated. In the case of local teenager, Ricky Spencer, homophobic remarks have plagued the ill-informed young man’s…
SAN FRANCISCO — A chilling case of voter suppression was reported today, as Jello Biafra ran out of room for the lengthy diatribe he was scribbling in…
PITTSBURGH — Local “grown-ass adult” Leslie Walton felt oddly compelled to impress her 12-year-old cousin Scott Burgess with her deep knowledge of punk subculture upon…
NEWARK, N.J. — Unassuming airline passenger Peter Monahan was treated to an “energetic” and “unending” spoken word concert from former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra…
SOLONA BEACH, Calif. — Social media outlets lit up last night after pictures surfaced of a man in a Dead Kennedys shirt brazenly eating Jello…