Eric Navarro
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local poser Jonathan Pittman committed the ultimate social faux pas last night, showing up to a…
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Ashley Naftule
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local women found conclusive evidence that God doesn’t know what they want, sources confirm, based on the…
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M.J. Amory
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LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…
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Tom Peters
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — After almost two years together, a local couple is grossly overestimating the impact their breakup will have…
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Courtney Baka
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski is exhibiting “incredibly dark, morose, and in no way different” behavior than prior…
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Elizabeth Teets
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Dinner? A Movie? Mini Golf? Not if you are dating a dude in a band! Based on the personal…
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Dom Turek
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SEATTLE — Local man Richard Smalls discovered a series of photos late last night of his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend, leading him…
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Anya Volz
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We’ve all been there. You meet a guy, his skinny jeans are black, his low tops are black, everything he’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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MILWAUKEE -- Recently single woman Madison Fuller worried there “won’t be many guys” attending tonight’s show at The Groggy Fox…
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Dan Kozuh
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OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh "Anarchy" tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for…
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