Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Guitarist Pete Leinbach reportedly stuck to his pre-planned list of “hit” anecdotes during a first, and likely last,…
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Freelancer
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LOS ANGELES — Film Studies student Aidan Peterson rescued a night of intimacy using a decades-old video game cheat code,…
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OAKLAND — A first date at a crowded DIY basement show is going about “as good as one would expect,”…
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Michael Palladino
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PHOENIX — 33-year-old Josh Dalton is unsure whether the goth woman he dated last night was merely disinterested in him,…
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Salim Alam
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NEW YORK — 26-year-old Angela Kitts announced today that she is now “totally against one-night stands,” instead preferring the stability…
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Courtney Baka
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Friends of local man Jeremy Torres are unsure if his new girlfriend Laura Kelly is incredibly laid…
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Andy Holt
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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John Danek
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AUSTIN, Texas — All-around nice guy Ken Ludlow has reportedly found himself in another long-term relationship with a woman despite…
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Dan Rice
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So after weeks of duds and missed connections you’re finally having a good date. You take her out to a…
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Ashley Naftule
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TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…
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