Courtney Baka
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Friends of local man Jeremy Torres are unsure if his new girlfriend Laura Kelly is incredibly laid…
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Andy Holt
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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John Danek
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AUSTIN, Texas — All-around nice guy Ken Ludlow has reportedly found himself in another long-term relationship with a woman despite…
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Dan Rice
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So after weeks of duds and missed connections you’re finally having a good date. You take her out to a…
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Ashley Naftule
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TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…
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Eric Navarro
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local poser Jonathan Pittman committed the ultimate social faux pas last night, showing up to a…
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Ashley Naftule
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Local women found conclusive evidence that God doesn’t know what they want, sources confirm, based on the…
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M.J. Amory
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LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…
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Tom Peters
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — After almost two years together, a local couple is grossly overestimating the impact their breakup will have…
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Courtney Baka
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski is exhibiting “incredibly dark, morose, and in no way different” behavior than prior…
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