Chris Bowen
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January 21, 2025
BEDFORD, N.Y. — Local black metal fan Dennis “Bjorn” Rubenstein celebrated the news of the Farmer's Almanac forecasting a particularly…
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Dom Turek
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February 6, 2022
NEW YORK — Local woman Francisca Noguera asked her abusive partner of five months if he could extend his grooming…
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Chris Bowen
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February 5, 2022
BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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Bobby Korec
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May 6, 2021
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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Heather Cook
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April 5, 2021
JACKTOWN, Mich. – Local runner Mason Clement became increasingly fearful for their safety last night while listening to the podcast…
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Patrick Coyne
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December 21, 2020
ALLSTON, Mass. — Local goth and recent convert to Wicca Willow Bates is insisting to anyone who will listen that…
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Henrik Persson
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December 2, 2020
AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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Bobby Korec
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November 3, 2020
CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…
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E.M. Caris
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October 31, 2020
HOLLYWOOD — McDonald’s announced yesterday the launch of a new fast food cinematic universe, starting with a ‘Hamburglar’ origin movie…
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Michael Luis
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September 27, 2020
CLEVELAND — Engorged Pustule singer Alec Matthewson, recently diagnosed with a debilitating, deadly illness known as spinocerebellar ataxia, realized today…
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