Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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Charles Bill
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LOS ANGELES — Gnull Industries recently announced a new fire alarm that guarantees total room evacuation by blaring songs from…
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Rob Steinberg
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Commercials will always be incredibly fake and pandering. Since there are plenty of people who like punk music, it's no…
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Krissy Howard
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local faded couple Robby Weeks and Angela Torres found and have since adopted a puppy while out…
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Dom Turek
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Oh fuck, not again. Dad is motioning for our server to come over. She already remade his Arnold Palmer with…
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Rachel Steele
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Lauren Sewell
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SAN FRANCISCO — Customers at local coffee shop, Verdant Cafe, collectively felt shivers go through their spines when a barista…
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Lauren Sewell
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SAN FRANCISCO — Customers at local coffee shop, Verdant Cafe, collectively felt shivers go through their spines when a barista…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notorious asshole Bill Finley was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a disembodied paranormal…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LOS ANGELES — Film director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst put an end to years of debate by issuing…
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