Bobby Korec
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July 2, 2020
BOSTON — Longtime opening band English Degrees played to a crowd of their own vehicles at a local drive-in show…
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Krissy Howard
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June 29, 2020
MARION, Ill. — Local nurse Ginnie Strathmore assured her friend Katie Nguyen this morning that the hacked-up, DIY haircut she…
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Courtney Baka
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June 25, 2020
CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Cordova has already spent her non-existent, second potential $1200 government stimulus check after hearing that…
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Ted Pillow
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June 22, 2020
NEW YORK — Legendary television producer Lorne Michaels conceded last week that it was a mistake to have the highly…
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John Dixon
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June 22, 2020
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Laid-off sound engineer Logan Green is constantly adjusting the volume levels of his television in order…
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Sari Beliak
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June 13, 2020
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Local woman Frankie Landis exceeded all her previous birthday expectations by somehow still managing to start a…
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Cory Cousins
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June 12, 2020
DALLAS — Patients at Dallas General Hospital learned yesterday that Dr. Graham Alder, one of the facility’s most trusted surgeons,…
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LOS ANGELES — Startling new models released today predict a massive spike in potential lovers subjecting their first dates to…
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Connor McGarry
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May 30, 2020
ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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