BRIDGEWATER, Mass. — Your coolest cousin and basically “big brother” from ages 4-13, Donnie McGee, was finally released from prison…
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Mark Roebuck
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AKRON, Ohio — Everyone attending last night’s metal show at the famed Forked Tongue venue thought your shirt was really…
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Jack Lewis
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Recent transplant and aspiring landlord Jenny Holmes is “surprisingly cool,” according to her first tenants, as she…
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Ryan Harnedy
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IRVINE, Calif. — Youth pastor Doug McCabe casually mentioned yesterday that he had a friend who was “a real punk…
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Chuck Kowalski
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PITTSBURGH — High school English teacher Dennis Schneider disregarded yesterday’s lesson on George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984 in favor of…
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Andy Holt
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LAFAYETTE, La. — Local husband and father Harold Walsner insisted this morning that putting in a full eight hours of…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Vice-Principal of Eden Prairie High School Wayne McCarthy claimed this week that he can relate with…
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Sam Rose
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WOODLAND, Calif. — Emerson Middle School teacher Erol Raybould inconspicuously cuffed his shirt sleeves this morning in hopes that his…
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Sam Rose
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — An adjunct lecturer of American Studies at Santa Monica City College strongly hinted to his class…
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