Girl Scout cookies have come a long way since my sister’s Brownie Troop used to set up a table outside the Pathmark. For several years,…
Band Member With Kid Subtly Adds Girl Scout Cookies to Merch Table
By Rachel Clayton
ALTOONA, Pa. — Anthony Spengler, the drummer for the hardcore band Unabashed, cleared off half of the band’s usual merch of T-shirts, buttons, and barely…
Gender-Neutral Gingerbread Cookies Are Unacceptable Because I Need to Know How I Feel About Cookies, Sexually
By Aidan Sears
It seems as though every year, we lose more and more of what the Christmas spirit is supposed to be about. We have to say…
Innovative! This Brooklyn Bakery Uses Liquid Nitrogen to Make Customers Pay $15 for a Cookie
By Dan Kozuh
The Brittle Biscuit, located between a Thai-Czech Fusion Gastropub and Vintage Nursing Scrubs boutique in Park Slope, is the most innovative bakery to open in…
Vegan Santa Leaves Behind Milk, Cookies, Informative Pamphlet
By Jeremy Hammond
MONTCLAIR, N.J. – Eternal bringer of joy and recent vegan convert Kris Kringle ignored countless offerings of milk and cookies and left behind an informative pamphlet…