Kyle Donley
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I recently purchased a bottle of Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Shampoo with the expectation that my prolonged bouts of showertime…
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Josh Fernandez
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SEATTLE — Local anarchist Tommy Greggors staunchly declined to answer a survey about his experience at OfficeMax, confirmed sources. “I…
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As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new…
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Nathan Kamal
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When you think of trustworthy, dependable reviews of automobile dependability and capacity, there is only one name you think of.…
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Dan Luberto
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WASHINGTON — Local punk Dave Murphy has a weirdly small TV which is causing great confusion, concern and disappointment in…
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Dan Luberto
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WASHINGTON — Local punk Dave Murphy has a weirdly small TV which is causing great confusion, concern and disappointment in…
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Dan Rice
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When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the Misfits were thrilled yesterday as the original lineup of the highly influential punk band…
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Avid sneakerhead Jeremy ‘Choice Kicks’ Santini reportedly died inside when first time homeowner Michael Beatty instructed all…
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Krissy Howard
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Newly vaccinated woman Denise Adame took advantage of her inoculated status late yesterday afternoon to step outside…
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