John Danek
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September 23, 2023
HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane Idalia…
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John Danek
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August 13, 2023
LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…
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Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s…
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WASHINGTON — Elected officials across the country promised they would spend the rest of Pride month drafting legislation targeted at…
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Matt McInerney
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May 30, 2023
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A…
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Ben Friedman
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March 25, 2023
If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly…
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James Knapp
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March 8, 2023
WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…
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Nathan Kamal
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February 8, 2023
Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock,…
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