Greg Smith
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January 22, 2024
LOS ANGELES — Dragula, the macabre drag racing car immortalized by musician Rob Zombie, believes today’s generation has become “soft,”…
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Bobby Korec
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January 11, 2024
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…
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Sam LiButti
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December 24, 2023
DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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Alex Vlahov
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November 14, 2023
STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing…
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NEW YORK — Veteran courtroom sketch artist, and self-proclaimed “MAGA diehard,” Terry Bonilla was reprimanded by county officials for continually…
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John Danek
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September 23, 2023
HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane Idalia…
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John Danek
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August 13, 2023
LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…
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Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s…
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WASHINGTON — Elected officials across the country promised they would spend the rest of Pride month drafting legislation targeted at…
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