Trevor Graham
•
CANCÚN, Mexico — Junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz used a small portion of his Frequent Fleeing Texas Storm Miles reward…
Read More →
MADISON, Wis. — The University of Wisconsin’s Center for Climatic Research released a damning report suggesting that almost 70 percent…
Read More →
VERNON, Calif. — Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers…
Read More →
Ben Friedman
•
DUBAI — The COP28 Climate Summit concluded with a landmark agreement to phase out fossil fuels under the condition that…
Read More →
Ben Friedman
•
DUBAI — Attendees of the COP28 Climate Summit set aside the solutions to impending climate catastrophe after being dazzled by…
Read More →
Joe Rumrill
•
LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…
Read More →
Jessica Lillian
•
LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all…
Read More →
Brisa Sylvestre
•
AMHERST, Mass. — Your friend once again asked if you plan to ever have children, like you’re not reeling with…
Read More →
Chris Bowen
•
COLUMBUS, Ohio – Superhero and crusader for the environment Captain Planet is reportedly ready to throw in the towel on…
Read More →
Rob Ryder
•
WASHINGTON — A new study by climate scientists within the hardcore scene revealed the motherfuckers in the back will almost…
Read More →
