“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I was prepared for anything. Ready…
I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking out into the wild, untamed…
ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit, while traversing his first expedition,…
TUPPER LAKE, N.Y.— A family of raccoons near a campsite in the Adirondack Mountains were forced last night to protect their hard-earned food from a…
MARIPOSA, Calif. — A camping trip almost turned tragic last week as militant vegan Sage Hellier nearly died when poisonous berries were the only vegan…
PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the protests in real life. “I…
COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne “Luna” Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to pack for an upcoming family…
Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will be getting all my accounts…
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find a number of attendees camping…
BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2, a game both were forced…
BERLIN – A new music venue with a strict 318-person capacity limit left showgoers cramped after opening its doors for the first time. Despite taking…