Courtney Hill
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MT. POCONO, Penn. — Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst recently crashed a Halloween campout and borrowed a bit of his…
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Chris Bratton
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“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…
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James Knapp
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I’ve always been the outdoorsy type. There’s nothing I love more than wrapping myself in a dirty flannel and striking…
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Ian Yamamoto
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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CARVER, Mass. — Local metalhead Tyler Kearns admitted that the replica Viking sword he brought on his camping trip might…
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Michael Luis
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MADISON, Wis. — 14-year-old nu metal fan and novice Boy Scout Calvin Nelson is reportedly only interested in learning about…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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TUPPER LAKE, N.Y.— A family of raccoons near a campsite in the Adirondack Mountains were forced last night to protect…
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Patrick Crooks
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MARIPOSA, Calif. — A camping trip almost turned tragic last week as militant vegan Sage Hellier nearly died when poisonous…
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Sam Schorsch
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PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Magick shop owner and obvious goth Maryanne "Luna" Hobbes couldn’t decide this morning how many corsets to…
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