Oh, You Like the Ramones? Name Three Chords
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So you think you’re a Ramones fan, eh? Well, your hair does look like it was cut with a bowl,…
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Privileged Person Calls Out Similarly Privileged Person for Being Privileged the Wrong Way
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BOSTON – Local art major Tanner White is outraged by his equally privileged classmate Brent Saxon for flaunting his good…
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Are You a Real Black Flag Fan, or Do You Just Like the T-shirt, the Music, and the Meaning Behind the Songs?
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Hey everybody, look at this poser in the Black Flag t-shirt! Real original, asswipe. Did you get it at Target,…
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Opinion: If Danzig Wants My Skull So Bad He’ll Answer My Challenge and Face Me Like a Man
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My name is Harley Murgatroyd and Glenn Danzig wants me dead. Countless times the man has threatened my life, from…
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Lengthy Text Calling Out Parent’s Racism Changed to “haha” at Last Minute
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local millennial David Hickman Jr. very nearly sent his father a lengthy, impassioned explanation yesterday of…
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Shaq May Forgive the General for His War Crimes, but We Never Can
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The NBA has had a long history of problematic relationships. Dennis Rodman was pals with Kim Jung Un, the NBA…
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Any Arrangement Is an Edible Arrangement If You’re Not a Fucking Pussy
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Wow! You’ve just received an edible arrangement from your Aunt Elizabeth, congratulating you on the birth of your first child.…
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Internet Punk Calls Himself Out Just to Be Safe
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Internet savvy punk Jody Tucker called himself out this morning “just to be safe” for a…
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