HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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John Danek
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EL PASO, Texas — Post-hardcore band Asbestocide reportedly sold out what little cred they’ve obtained by not including free swag…
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to…
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Dan Luberto
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BOSTON — Socially conscious punk Casey Chaminski is reportedly torn today between supporting a local coffee roaster that consistently fucks…
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Steve Yuen
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CULVER CITY, Calif. — Former “Pimp My Ride” contestant and man currently living out of “the dopest Civic in SoCal”…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The cam girl you’ve been throwing money at when you should have been working from home…
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Luke Thornton
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So you’ve decided to convert your garage into a bitchin auto shop and you want to do it to a…
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Chuck Kowalski
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Punk band Dump Cumsters finally gained entry into Canada this morning after nine hours of explaining to…
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John Danek
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Here at Earth Shields, we set out to create the world's first direct-to-consumer vegan condom company. Never again will you…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local metalhead and office temp Sean Durham tested the boundaries of “Casual Friday” attire last week by…
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