Neil Floyd
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LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been…
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Brendan Krick
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DEMING, N.M. — Local insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up today for missing work for the second day in…
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Owen Crowlie
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RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local executive Reginald Dixon sent a company-wide email from the security of his HEPA-filtered panic room moments ago…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Departing employee Bridget Hogan’s profanity laced email instructing her former bosses to go fuck themselves was downgraded to…
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SALINAS, Calif. — Local punk Jack Hunter was upset yesterday in learning that he was being named Platt Electric Supply’s…
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Kevin Flynn
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FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Patrick Coyne
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WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…
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