Rob Steinberg
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As a Capricorn, there are few things I can’t stand as much as Libras. They are emotionally detached, self-pitying pacifists.…
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Tom Peters
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GARDINER, Mont. — Sacred Blessings Ranch resident Ricky Valencia has grown impatient with his fellow commune members for repeatedly failing…
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James Webster
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RACINE, Wis. — Local accountant and not-much-else Gary Wilkerson is alive despite astronomical odds to the contrary, according to sources…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son last night…
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Lauren Lavín
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Now that people in the United States are being forced to have babies, it feels like choice is a thing…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BETHLEHEM — A local show billed as “The Most Important Event in Human History” reportedly ended as a “total fucking…
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Sari Beliak
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CHICAGO –– The guttural moans and profanity-laden shrieks emanating from the birthing tub of Kia Armetto “really added a certain…
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