Ish Gupta
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January 17, 2021
WASHINGTON — Capitol Police instructed potential rioters today to “just use the same route as last time” in response to…
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Stephen Bell
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November 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 11, 2020
It seems like just yesterday those Trump-loving, dumbass crybaby MAGA bitches were clogging up my Facebook feed with racist propaganda,…
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Kevin Tit
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November 10, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden. Plain and simple. Who does that commie bastard think he is trying to raise taxes on blue-collar…
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Kevin Tit
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November 9, 2020
HANOVER, Pa. — Local Nazi, Kyle Rumbley, is unsure how to tell his family he voted for Joe Biden after…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 8, 2020
WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Jon Wood
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November 7, 2020
WILMINGTON, Del. — Democrat Joe Biden’s Presidential acceptance speech was interrupted today by rapper-turned-presidential candidate Kanye West, who rushed the…
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Tyler Dark
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November 7, 2020
In my entire life, I have never breathed a sigh of relief quite like the one I enjoyed when I…
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Andy Holt
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November 5, 2020
PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…
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