Matt Husser
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I was looking through some mail I stole when I saw an invitation to the NYC Prince’s Ball, and realized…
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Zach Hudson
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There’s something off about Josh, and it isn’t his impossibly perfect skin. This guy is glowing, there’s no denying that.…
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Matt Kennedy
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CORPUS CHRISTI, TEXAS — An overloaded barge containing nearly fifty thousand gallons of coconut oil spilled into the Gulf Of…
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Dianne Nora
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FOREST PARK, Ill. — Local woman in her mid-30s Laura McMann was carded again late yesterday evening when attempting to…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Members of pop rock outfit Maroon 5 are wondering when they will finally enjoy the fruits of…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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Meg Scanlon
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I don’t want to brag, but I have figured out the secret to life. I know how to keep it…
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Ella Gale
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NEW YORK — Members of glam rock group KISS were spotted using a stockpile of Sephora points at a local…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with…
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Ella Gale
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LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
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