CLEVELAND — Local music store employee Sammy Howard takes every opportunity to inform customers that his band was “this fuckin'…
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CHICAGO — Singer/guitarist of political punk band Numb Chomsky and Global Political Systems Ph.D. candidate Miles “The Throat” Fitzsimmons realized…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Eleanor Rugby are now able to perform spin attacks and wear upgraded armor following a…
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DUNWOODY, Ga. — Local goth Gordon Fletcher was reportedly unamused by a coworker’s recent observation that he looks like someone…
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Seminal one-man D-beat band Disguy is officially undergoing their first-ever lineup change, leaving the groundbreaking band without…
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Tyler Lebens
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Members of the all-male threepiece Wrecker Ocean are waiting for a female bass guitarist to make their…
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Phil Petersen
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LAWRENCE, Kan. — Former merch guy Josh Hall is slowly adjusting to his new life in Lawrence, Kan. after being…
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Ashley Naftule
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LAS VEGAS — Patrons and employees at the Hi-Ball Bowling Alley recently discovered that the party of ten men in…
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Tyler O'Neil
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CHESTERBROOK, Pa. — Local suburbanite Tristan McNamara grew frustrated with his new Amazon Echo when it failed to recognize a…
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LOS ANGELES — Warner Brothers announced a new addition to the DC Extended Universe this morning, following the successes of…
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