Josh Baumgart
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — The Florida Legislature announced the passing of a bill securing $500 million in grant money to develop…
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Vince Ratti
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LOS ANGELES — “Jackass” star Stephen “Steve-O” Glover was spotted early Black Friday morning pensively inspecting the entrance of a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EDMONTON — BioWare has announced a compromise for Mass Effect fans upset about the removal of various butt shots in…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEATTLE — Local man Brian Preston failed moments ago to covertly adjust his balls, accidentally drawing the attention of everyone…
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Kevin Tit
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PASADENA, Calif. — “Wildboyz” star Chris Pontius started a voter awareness campaign today that includes showing his balls to strangers…
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Patrick Coyne
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Millennial punk and generally clumsy dolt Tony Drummond bellowed several ironic “Tim Allen” grunts yesterday before accidentally…
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Patrick Coyne
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local infamous “Kilt Guy” Jeremy Flanagan played a dangerous, nard-threatening game last night by crowd surfing…
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NEWARK, N.J. - Ex-hardcore frontman Jake Vance's new indie rock group was mired in controversy this week after many within…
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