Ben Friedman
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There was a time when any time I’d see that obscenely wealthy asshole Jeff Bezos gracing the cover of Forbes,…
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Peyton Cabral
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local dude Grant Brentfield wouldn’t shut the hell up about being brutally attacked with a knife just…
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Zack Zagranis
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Today was definitely not the greatest day I’ve ever known. It started like any other day: the sun was shining,…
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Sidney Conant
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I’ve been a fan of Mike Patton my entire life, and I was ready to do absolutely anything to have…
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“It's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time!” To celebrate one of the…
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Ian Steffé
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MENLO PARK, Calif — Facebook parent company Meta launched what it describes as its “most powerful Facebook profile picture filter…
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden is reportedly fuming after Israel’s military killed seven aid workers and said he will no…
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John Adkins
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Small talk is one of the worst forms of communication to ever exist. Simple questions can send you spiraling, making…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Current occupants of notorious punk house Shitshow Chateau revealed that their resident pitbull Hammer is the only…
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Jordan Liffengren
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Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A…
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