Dom Choi
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September 21, 2021
SPOKANE, Wash. — Recent college graduate Matt DeLuca lost an argument early yesterday afternoon after his uncle, Gino DeLuca, simply…
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John Danek
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September 8, 2021
LAFAYETTE, La. — Exalted indie musicians Justin Vernon, popularly known as Bon Iver, and Sufjan Stevens reportedly had an unexpected,…
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Kyle Stanley
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July 8, 2021
COLUMBIA, S.C. — The bottom half of a pair of Zildjian “Goon Rock” hi-hats owned by local drummer Felix Hevierre…
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Bobby Korec
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February 16, 2021
I cannot believe this has to be said out in the open on the internet instead of in private like…
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Collin Canning
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February 3, 2021
HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…
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Ryan Werner
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December 2, 2020
EFFINGHAM, N.H. — Phish devotee Pete Selner was told by his wife yet again last week to "get a fucking…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Dan Kozuh
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September 25, 2020
What did you just say to me? Why don’t you come over here and say that shit, mother fucker?! Yeah,…
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local video game speedrunner Lulu Gardner reportedly changed her boyfriend’s language to Japanese in order to get…
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John Danek
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December 20, 2019
COLUMBIA, Md. – Non-confrontational wuss Samuel Bleck took out decades of built-up frustration today by open-palm slapping drywall in his…
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