Emma Jonas
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden dozed off “for a good thirty or forty seconds” at a lectern while delivering an…
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Freelancer
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HEAVEN — Local benevolent being, God, ended the life of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today as a formal…
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John Danek
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EUGENE, Ore. — Ska/swing revival band Cherry Poppin’ Daddies shared a long-awaited apology accepting blame for their whole deal, including,…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — Recently formed metal band Blood & Soil has forgone music as its first public release, instead issuing formal…
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Krissy Howard
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Local Instagram personality and three-year-old Pomeranian JuJu shared today a sprawling, 600-word post in which she…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…
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Mark Roebuck
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DENVER — Lead singers of two pop-punk bands issued a split release today, a collaborative letter apologizing for their mutual…
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local boyfriend Adam Leben refused to admit to any wrongdoing for his alleged horrible behavior in his…
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Justin Cox
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DAVIS, Calif. — Indie-funk-fusion band Bougie Juice broke their social media silence yesterday with an apologetic post after five weeks…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Following weeks of public pressure, local classic rock station WBZA admitted today that their claim of playing “all…
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