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Gas Pump TV Ruins Only Three Minutes Man Has To Himself

Robert John Scucci • July 24, 2022

MILFORD, Conn. – Local man Gary Miller's fleeting moment of peace away from his grueling, hellish, and tedious daily life…

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Cool: The Overly Friendly Guy Next to Our Campsite Is Going to Be a Problem

Chris Bratton • July 21, 2022

“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…

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A Match Made in Hell: Hacky Sack Guy Dating Devil Sticks Guy

Allegra Ringo • May 3, 2022

VENICE BEACH, Calif. — Local hacky sack guy from the boardwalk, Randy Gallaway, is officially now dating the devil sticks…

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Band Meeting Turns Into Four-Hour Lecture On Cable Management

Robert John Scucci • April 15, 2022

DENVER — Members of local band Shady Hoops are grinding their teeth as their band meeting devolved into an unending…

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Guy Can Get You Deal on 500 of the Shittiest Stickers You’ve Ever Seen

Amanda Russel • April 11, 2022

FRESNO, Calif. — Local sticker hook up Archie Sutherfield said he would love to talk to you about an incredible…

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Drummer Can’t Believe Rude Neighbors Constantly Pounding on Walls During Practice

Nathan Kamal • April 11, 2022

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local drummer Brendan Molina cannot believe how unbelievably rude his neighbors are being by constantly pounding on…

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Woman Using Venue Bathroom Makes Sure to Put Seat Down Before Hovering and Pissing All Over It

Harley Murgatroyd • March 18, 2022

TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…

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Woman Honestly Glad Man is Gatekeeping Nu-Metal

Neel Bhakta • March 9, 2022

CHICAGO 一 Local woman and record collector Sara Yousefi feels extremely relieved and happy that a random man has decided…

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White Liberals Quietly Take Down Yard Sign For Tax Season

James Knapp • March 6, 2022

CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…

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Morrissey Waiting For a Few More People to Show Up Before Cancelling Gig

Bobby Korec • March 5, 2022

CHICAGO — Morrissey revealed that he’s waiting for a few more people to show up to the Riviera Theatre before…

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