Doug Kolic
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People say the darndest things. They call my drinking habits “concerning” and say my behavior is “out of control.” But…
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Charles Bill
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TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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Claire Alexander
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Alcohol and antidepressants—is there a better combo in the world? According to our doctor, “Yes, almost anything, for the love…
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Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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John Adkins
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You did it again. The allure of drinking until you blackout was just too tempting, so here you are on…
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BOSTON — Members of local straight edge band Hard Pass reportedly broke edge in front of a small crowd within…
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Dan Rice
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Since the ‘70s Jim Henson’s muppets have delighted fans of all ages and become one of the most enduring and…
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Joe Rumrill
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WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A previously too-cool-for-school music snob is reportedly just inebriated enough to loudly appreciate AC/DC’s “You Shook…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Leo Radler, a bartender at local pub The Swampland, is completely unaware that many of the regular…
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Ben Friedman
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of…
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