The end of the year is a great time to reflect on all that’s happened in the last 12 months, be that to reminisce on…
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NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular special feature, merely ranking the…
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local pop-punk darlings Break Shot are running out of obscure movie quotes to inspire song titles for their newest release, Weekend At…
CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25 studio albums by indie-rock band…
ESCATAWPA, Miss. — American rock band 3 Doors Down has not yet received the anticipated bump in revenue and fans following their performance at President…
STAMFORD, Conn. — After a brief, failed attempt to participate in a social media trend, liquor store clerk Kurt Kruszewski made the stunning realization there…
LEXINGTON, Mass. — Green Party presidential nominee and former ’90s folk-rock musician Dr. Jill Stein has formally requested a recount of Rolling Stone’s 50 Best…
WACO, Texas — Convicted murderer James Wellington’s bone-chilling confession surrounding the dismemberment of four hitchhikers in 2013 was clearly designed to attract the attention of grindcore bands…