Wyatt Fair
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Old age comes for all skaters. Knees weak from jumping down the four block at the local park, tired livers…
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James Knapp
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NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave”…
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Anthony Carrano
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New York — Local thirty-something punk Charles Murray is unable to settle on an official complaint about this year’s Fest,…
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Bex Kane
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CONCORD, N.H. — Local high schooler Colin Black recently expressed interest in learning to skateboard but has serious reservations because…
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Corey Montgomery
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LAS VEGAS — Increasing demand for Ibuprofen following When We Were Young 2, a festival targeting millennials who desperately want…
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Alex Vlahov
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Time to trade in The Strokes for the pokes as you head for your first colonoscopy. You honestly thought this…
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Matt Bieker
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DES MOINES, Iowa — All 65 million members of Generation X around the country celebrated after finally realizing their goal…
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Kyle Duggan
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Have you ever experienced something that you just can’t explain? I’m a skeptical guy by nature, and I don’t believe…
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Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked 'em dead. I know you're probably wondering why you didn't…
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Tim Graham
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local eye doctor and punk fan Scotty “Scraps” McDonough ventured to make routine eye exams more interesting…
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