Ryan Clark
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Looking back on my life I’ve realized that I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But these are the things you…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA– A group of local concertgoers in their late 30s were spotted this past weekend excitedly passing around a little…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…
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Reuben Blanchard
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We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna…
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Dan Rice
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Life is great and all, but after 30 years or so of it, a certain apathetic malaise starts to set…
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Kevin Coons
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Remember back in 1999? George W. Bush hadn’t become president yet, 9/11 hadn’t happened and the biggest worry on everyone’s…
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James Knapp
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Elder millennial Thomas Sharpe is reportedly in “critical and deteriorating condition” after erroneously believing that his haggard…
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Chris Bowen
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The English language is full of words and phrases that many people think sound disgusting. At this point it's actually…
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Trevor Graham
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Yo dawg, what’s the 411 with the shorties these days? I was just rolling with the homies and spittin’ mad…
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Jim Fitzpatrick
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The truth is, if you’ve escaped twenty-seven club membership, your chances of aging out of the scene increase exponentially with…
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