Robert John Scucci
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SALT LAKE CITY – A long-forgotten, years-old container of Great Value black pepper was recently unearthed in the pantry of…
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Cathy Herbert
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Back in high school, Chris was the ultimate punk. When you walked those halls between bio and history class and…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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Eric Navarro
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Oiright, oiright, oiright. You know what I love about the local scene? Every four years it completely refreshes. Kids graduate…
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James Knapp
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Dom Turek
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A punk mom put pressure on her happily married 36-year-old daughter to get divorced before it’s…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 45-year-old salon owner Jessica Hunter slashed her laptop with barber shears in response to an “adult contemporary”…
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Kevin Tit
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local activist and aging vegan Victor Gonzalez expressed his disappointment that the new generation of vegans have…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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What the fuck? How did I not get one double-take when I walked in here? What the hell happened to…
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