aging punk Archives - Page 7 of 9

Patrick Coyne • May 19, 2021

Awww yeah. You already know what the fuck is going on here. Me and my lady are off to see…

Ben Friedman • May 13, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Aging punk Mike Cruz was ordered by the Council of Punk Legitimacy to inform his neighbors that…

Heather Cook • April 23, 2021

NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local failure Max Kugler was reportedly sighted practicing his ollies at the Haledon Skate Park on…

Mark Hassenfratz • April 23, 2021

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…

Dan Kozuh • March 12, 2021

WASHINGTON —The American Association of Retired Persons announced yesterday that their bi-monthly magazine will now come with a copy of…

Dan Kozuh • December 31, 2020

We have had fun tonight with our festivities and frivolities and, while your proposition to keep this night going is…

Rob Steinberg • December 22, 2020

2020 has been one hell of a year for music. We heard, at least. We'll be honest. After turning 30…

Kate Howard • January 31, 2020

The other day The Hard Times was at a coffee shop and ahead of us in line was a real-live…

The Hard Times Staff • January 15, 2020

POMONA, Calif. — Aging punk Kelvin Obera hired a no-nonsense private investigator last week, trying to determine the exact time…

Dan Kozuh • August 16, 2019

Do you remember Paul? He used to be one of the craziest, most hardcore punks in the scene. He was…