Alex Salcido
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Ridiculously attractive man and recent Milwaukee transplant Josh Billingsley left dozens disappointed today after confirming that he…
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Patrick Coyne
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POWAY, Calif. — Middle-aged man Jamie Lopez suddenly realized yesterday that he may be finally maturing after putting back a…
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Collin Canning
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PORTLAND, Maine — Portland Police Department Officer Grace Hutchinson somehow fully believes that people have only recently started tampering with…
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Jon Swihart
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Boy, is my life in shambles these days. I just got promoted to district manager of Omega Printz and it’s…
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Dan Luberto
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Like most Americans, we spent our time quarantined catching up on podcasts, learning to cook (shoutout my sourdough starter), and…
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Bobby D. Lux
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You wouldn't be able to tell now because of my thick pecs but I used to look like a real…
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Bryan Ostrow
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BOSTON — 41-year-old Tommy Dawson’s once-beloved Jane Doe tattoo finished it’s transformation last week after years of fading, evolving into…
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Dan Kozuh
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So, you’ve been scooped up off the street by Trump’s secret police and whisked away to an undisclosed location for…
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Tyler Dark
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FAIRFIELD, N.J. — Local police were accused today of intentionally leaving a pallet of boxes labeled “ACME” in the street…
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John Danek
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Researchers at The University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Department of Psychology have found that setup phrases such as, “News…
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