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This is gospel: With or without an exclamation point, Las Vegas’ Panic! at the Disco is easily one of the most successful acts to come…
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In late 1970s Minneapolis, an iconic musical act emerged with both a genre-defying and genre-defining sound, and whose name is synonymous with talent and prestige.…
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The origins of Dio can be traced back to of all things a mixing disagreement for a live album. Band namesake Ronnie James Dio and…
If you’re a former punk teenager and current punk thirtysomething, the Menzingers discography perfectly soundtracks your growing up (or lack thereof). From humble beginnings as…
The Casket Lottery is an emo band from the midwest, but they’re not necessarily midwest emo. Come to think of it, they’re not really emo…
Well, at the last minute my roommate decided not to sign the new list on account of the fact that he got one too many…