Have you ever been watching a horror movie and thought to yourself “I bet the dude hacking up all these horny co-eds fucking loves Madball.” Well, you’re probably right. Horror and New York Hardcore are a match made in heaven and today we find out which crazed maniac is the biggest fan of the scene.
17. Michael Myers
Mike Myers likes heavy radio rock, but likes to “pit” so will go with you to a show and push people around and then request they push him back. We all need this guy for “nights off.”
Favorite Bands: Slipknot, Killswitch Engage
16. Black Phillip
BP is a pompous ass who always’ welcomes new women to the scene. Everyone knows he’s a dirtbag and that his main goal is to use his position to manipulate women into sleeping with him. Every scene is chock full of this asshole.
Favorite Band: Goatwhore
15. Victor Crowley
While being a savage beast, and kicking it old school definitely makes him prime for your local hXc scene, this swamp redneck is basically nothing more than a horror movie supergroup.
Favorite Band: Icepick
14. 28 Days Later Zombies
The only thing I know about these guys is that they’re posers. Listen, it’s a fine movie. But these aren’t zombies. They starve to death and dead things don’t starve. These guys have the ‘rage’ virus. I had that virus once. It wasn’t that bad.
Favorite Band: 25 ta Life
13. Horace Pinker
Now anyone who has seen “Shocker” knows that HP is a glam metal guy, but he still has the heart of a NYHC guy. I mean he is a criminal.
Favorite Band: Sheer Terror
12. Freddy Krueger
With his fascination with kids, you would think Ole’ Ratty Sweater would be into Pop Punk. Nope. He’s a hardcore kid. Whenever he isn’t wearing a fedora he reaches for one of those mosh caps and owns multiple pairs of camo shorts.
Favorite Bands: H2O
11. Ghostface
At heart Ghostface is a midwestern emo kid. Everyone who has donned the mask is pretty whiney about basic life shit. But rather than get therapy they use violence. Boom..NYHC.
Favorite Bands: Quicksand
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