Finding the right partner can be tough — especially at this punk speed dating night hosted by Saint Vitus.
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local claims adjuster Steve Hurnsman announced that he successfully completed downloading a file from the peer-to-peer file sharing program Limewire in a Facebook…
BENSALEM, PA – Ibanez Guitars announced earlier this week their new line of electric guitars will be packaged with a complimentary tuft of lower lip…
MINOT, N.D. – Winters In Sodom may be new to the Minot metal scene — forming just six months ago — but the band has…
MALIBU, Calif. – A chance meeting outside of a local Jamba Juice with Rick Allen, drummer of heavy metal legends Def Leppard, proved uncomfortable yesterday…
SEATTLE – Fans of local metal band Christ Decay were unmoved Friday night by new guitarist John Hang’s uninspired, meandering solo during crowd favorite “Pissing…
KERHONKSON, NY — Sources report a local black metal band has been missing for over 16 hours following a “totally brutal” photo session that took…
Ryan Long (who has toured extensively at a professional level, he swears) educates touring newbies on the finer points of stealing fans from the headliner.
In episode #2 of Tour Tips, road-tested musician Ryan Long explains the best way to drop your manager into as many casual conversations as possible.
You could be forgiven for thinking that the human race had reached the pinnacle of its brilliance when, as a species, we learned to transcend…
Ever since Britney Spears broke out into song about it, everyone knows that loneliness can in fact kill. Since the dawn of time, people have…
Known as gamification, the introduction and integration of classic gaming elements into everyday situations is a trend that has picked up pace over the past…
Touring expert Ryan Long explains the ins and outs of #tourlife. In today’s episode, Ryan teaches his patented technique of making his two-day tour seem…
Hey babe, I’m going to go up front. Can you hold my stuff? What? Why are you looking at me like that? I know, I…