15. Perceptor
Perceptor is the Autobot’s chief researcher, tasked with figuring out the best ways for the team to adapt to life on Earth. As an R&D guy, he hates CEOs like Musk with the fire of a thousand suns.
14. Jetfire
With the ability to transform into a jet and travel through space, convincing Jetfire to downgrade into a Cybertruck would be a tough sell. Then again, he is known for being tech-forward to a fault and is prone to frequent mechanical failures due to his advanced technology, so he might be the perfect fit?
13. Sentinel Prime
As Optimus Prime’s predecessor, Sentinel is eager to prove he’s still hip and with it. He is of course neither of those things, so yeah he could land on Cybertruck.
12. Swindle
Swindle is all about the hustle. His intense grindset puts him into the Cybertruck’s key demographic. If he can’t turn into one, he’ll lease one with the money he gets hocking bogus masculinity supplements online.
11. Springer
He’s a triple changer, much like the Cybertruck which offers three modes—drive, wash, and useless unsightly brick.
10. Teletraan
Teletraan is the Autobot’s supercomputer, and that has to suck, right? Like, they’re all computers basically. Imagine if you were a computer, and everyone you knew was also a computer, but also a robot and also a car, that sounds like hell. Even being a shitty Cybertruck driven by a virgin has to be better than that.
9. Breakdown
Known for debilitating self-consciousness and frequent mechanical failures while in car mode, Breakdown may actually be the template the Cybertruck was based on.
8. Skywarp
Skywarp is Megatron’s most loyal disciple, enjoys cruel pranks, and is dumb as rocks. Is there anything this Decepticon and Elon Musk don’t have in common?
7. Devastator
Devastator does not currently have a car form. That’s because this terrifying behemoth is actually formed Voltron-style by mashing six Constructocons together. There’s something about the sentence “Six Constructocons mashed together” that feels very cybertrucky.
6. Prowl
Yeah this fucking NARC probably would.
5. Mirage
Mirage is super on the fence about the whole “saving Earth from the Decepticons” thing. Between his disloyalty, moral ambiguity, and love for expensive things he’s probably more likely to become a Cybertruck than any Autobot.
4. Starscream
Starscream is the most Machiavellian of the Transformers, a conniving back-stabbing narcissist always scheming to rise the ranks and eventually take over the most nefarious organization in the universe. If he does transform into a Cybertruck, it will be the first part of a larger plan to usurp Elon Musk.
3. Astrotrain
What is a Cybertruck if not a super compact train with wheels for some reason? Not only is Astrotrain already an evil Decepticon, but he’s the only one who actively believes the poor should be exploited by the rich. Astrotrain shouldn’t be a Cybertruck, Astrotrain should be THE Cybertruck.
2. Megatron
Megatron and Musk have a lot in common. Like Musk, Megatron was seen as a progressive at first, even mentoring a young Optimus Prime before turning to the dark side. They both have a bone to pick with the libs or, as they are called on Cybertron, Autobots. They are both cartoonishly evil, one being a literal villain from a cartoon and the other being Elon Musk. Megatron currently transforms into a handgun, so turning into a Cybertruck does seem like the next logical step in terms of cringe.
1. Shockwave
Wait, IS that a cybertruck?
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