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Five Songs We Listened To This Week That ‘Ruined’ Our Valentine’s Day Dinner
While you were all picking out flowers, crafting love poems, and filling the deep and gooey pockets of Hershey and Hallmark this week, we were…
Vampire Weekend Songs Ranked By How Much Generational Wealth They Ooze
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The Top Talking Heads Songs to Sing at the Mail Carrier Through Your Front Door Mail Slot
You might be a squatter, but it’s just to keep the rebellious new wave, CBGB, Lower East Side spirit alive. Squatting in houses of families…
Ten Underrated Albums From 1997 to Show Your Younger Cousin to Make You Seem Like Less of a Loser for Being Born in the 1900s
1997 was a prolific year for rock music with Radiohead’s “OK Computer,” Foo Fighters’ “The Colour And The Shape,” Third Eye Blind’s self-titled LP, and…
Six Songs We Listened To This Week That Would Make Better Cabinet Picks Than This Nonsense
It’s been another week filled with new experiences, growth, and constant horrors. If you’ve been trudging through all of this without a good soundtrack, it’s…
Every Atom And His Package Album Ranked Worst to Best
If you were aware of Philadelphia’s Atom and His Package in the late ‘90s/early 2000’s, it was either because you had a friend who liked…
Six Songs We’re Listening To This Week Because We Didn’t See the Northern Lights, Again
Do you guys also feel like there is just way too much music coming out nowadays? Lucky for you, we’re here to pick a handful…
Every Hot Water Music Album Ranked Worst to Best
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Ten Underrated RCA Records Albums That Could Bring the Dog From Their Logo Back to Life
RCA Records has achieved a new form of notoriety this year with the recent salacious biographical crime drama/softcore porn flick “Monsters: The Lyle and Erik…

20 Misfits Songs That Will Get You Kicked Out of the PTA for Playing at a Children’s Halloween Party
Well, it’s that spooky time of year again. Halloween is almost here and now that you’re a parent with young children it’s time for the…
A lot of the Transformers we know and love have changed over the years. Some of those changes make sense, like cosmetic updates to their…
Every Character From “Labyrinth” Ranked by Their Appearances in Our Bizarre, Confusing Sex Dreams
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