Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 7, 2025
WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…
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Mike Maher
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September 7, 2025
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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Tim Graham
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September 6, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…
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Jennifer Donovan
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September 5, 2025
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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Tim Graham
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September 4, 2025
WASHINGTON — The contest between White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller and YouTube superstar Mr. Beast shows no…
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Ben Friedman
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September 4, 2025
CHICAGO — Local man Ken Tillman was left in shock and disbelief earlier today after learning his Grok powered AI…
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Jerrod Kingery
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September 3, 2025
ST. LOUIS — Local 43-year-old Randall Bakos spiraled into an existential crisis after spotting a bright pink container of Bubble…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 2, 2025
NABLUS, Palestine — Israeli settlers who are illegally stealing land from Palestinians in the occupied West Bank are urging U.S.…
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Rachel Hein
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September 2, 2025
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Avid readers of TheKnot.com report that a couple’s “Our Story” section on their personal wedding website, where…
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Peter Ferrarese
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September 2, 2025
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — International pop star Taylor Swift and her fresh football fiancée Travis Kelce publicly announced that they…
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